Yo Mama's Jokes are Legendary
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Yo mama's is so fat, she wore guess jeans and the answer popped out.
Yo mama's mouth is so big, it has an echo.
Yo mama's so fat, she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo mama's so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so fat she has more rolls then the towns bakery.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.
Yo mama’s so stupid she told me to meet her at the corner of Walk and Don’t Walk.
Yo mum's so small she's got to slam dunk her bus fair.
Yo mama's so fat she needs one barstool for each butt cheek.
Yo mama's is so ugly that she entered in the ugly contest they said, "no professionals"
Yo mama's is so old, when god said let there be light she flipped the switch.
Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.
Yo mama's so fat, she wore a red sweater and all of the kids pointed at her and said, "Kool-Aid Man!!!!".
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama's so ugly when I took her to the zoo they said, "Thanks for bringing' her back!"
Yo mama's so fat, after she gets through turning around, they throw her a welcome back party.
Yo mama's so fat that when she was in school she sat next to everybody.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says, "One at a time please"