Your digital footprint is permanent, my love. Try not to step in anything messy."
Real wisdom is knowing when to post and when to put the phone in the freezer and go for a walk.
In the grand theater of life, everyone is a critic, but most of them are just shouting into a void with bad Wi-Fi
If you’re feeling lonely, remember that there are thousands of people online right now also pretending they aren't looking at their phones in the bathroom
The "Ms. Manners Social Media Red Flag" Checklist
The 'Humble Brag': If you’re 'so blessed' to be on a private jet, we know. We see the jet.
The 'Vaguebooker': Posting 'I can't believe this happened' and then replying 'DM me' to every comment? That’s not a mystery, my love, that’s a hostage situation.
The 'Over-Sharer': I don't need to see your lunch from three different angles unless you’re a food critic or the sandwich is wearing a hat.