Yo Mama's Jokes are Legendary

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Time for another round of Yo Mamma Jokes

Yo mama's is so fat, she wore guess jeans and the answer popped out.

Yo mama is so fat the sorting hat put her in the waffle house

Yo mama's mouth is so big, it has an echo.

Yo mama so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch

Yo mama's so fat, she don't take pictures, she takes posters.

Yo mama is such a Karen she asked for a manager at a lemonade stand

Yo mama's so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama so hairy she could be sold as a chia pet

Yo mama's so fat she has more rolls then the towns bakery.

Yo mama so old she got her driver license on a dinosaur

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.

Yo mama so old her memory is on black and white

Yo mama’s so stupid she told me to meet her at the corner of Walk and Don’t Walk.

Yo mama joke are still funny

Yo mum's so small she's got to slam dunk her bus fair.

Yo mama's so fat she needs one barstool for each butt cheek.

Yo mama tech support

Yo mama's is so ugly that she entered in the ugly contest they said, "no professionals"

Yo Mama is so fat she has a we-Phone

Yo mama's is so old, when god said let there be light she flipped the switch.

Yo mama so nasty the last time she took a shower she lost two pounds

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Yo mama's so fat, she wore a red sweater and all of the kids pointed at her and said, "Kool-Aid Man!!!!".

Yo mama so nasty the Grinch asked her for tips

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama's so ugly when I took her to the zoo they said, "Thanks for bringing' her back!"

Yo mama so fat that when she fell in love she broke it

Yo mama's so fat, after she gets through turning around, they throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was in school she sat next to everybody.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says, "One at a time please"

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