Feel free to post these images on fakebook etc. just remember not everyone has a sense of humor . . .
Yo mama's so ugly when I took her to the zoo they said, "Thanks for bringing' her back!"
Yo mama's so cheap, she's on the dollar menu.
Yo mama's so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's is so fat, she wore guess jeans and the answer popped out.
Yo mama's so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
Yo mama's so fat she has more rolls then the towns bakery.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.
Yo mama's so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales.
Yo mama's so fat, she wears two watches -- one for each time zone!
Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says, "One at a time please"
Yo mama's so fat she sweats mayonnaise!
Yo mama's so big, her belly button has an echo.
Yo mum's so small she's got to slam dunk her bus fair.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she sleeps!
Yo mama's so fat when she walked into the all-you-can-eat buffet they had to install speed bumps.
Yo mama's is so ugly that she entered in the ugly contest they said, "no professionals"
Yo mama's is so old, when god said let there be light she flipped the switch.
Yo mama's is so stupid she thought Fruit Punch was a Gay Boxer.
Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed up a tree talking about branch management.
Yo mama's so fat, she wore a red sweater and all of the kids pointed at her and said, "Kool-Aid Man!!!!".
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama's so fat, after she gets through turning around, they throw her a welcome back party.
Yo mama's so fat, she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
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