Yo Mama's been here

Yo mama's so fat her clothes come in three different sizes large, extra large, and oh my god its coming!

Yo mama's so fat that when she fell in love she broke it.

Yo mama's so ugly when I took her to the zoo they said, "Thanks for bringing' her back!"

Yo mama's so cheap, she's on the dollar menu.

Yo mama's so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so ugly, American express left home without her.

Yo mama's so fat, she got Baptized at sea world.

Yo mama's is so stupid when she went to Walgreen's she said "hey, these walls isn't green.

Yo mama's is so ugly that she entered in the ugly contest they said, "no professionals"

Yo mama's is so old, when god said let there be light she flipped the switch.

Yo mama's is so stupid she thought Fruit Punch was a Gay Boxer.

Yo mama's is so fat, she wore guess jeans and the answer popped out.

Yo mama's so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

Yo mama's so fat she has more rolls then the towns bakery.

yo mama's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.

Yo mama's is so fat she drives a spandex car.

Yo mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her to take out the trash and she moved!

Yo mama's is so fat that when god said," Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ass out the way first!

Yo mama's so fat she tripped over wal-mart, stumbled over k-mart, and landed on target.

Yo mama's so ugly your dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama's so dumb she brought lipstick to a make-up test.

Yo mama's so poor when I asked her why she was kickin that tin can across the street she said she was moving.

Yo mama's so old when I told her to act her age, she died

Yo mama's so fat that when we went out to the restaurant she looked at the menu and said sounds good.

Yo mama's so fat, she put on a Malcolm X T-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her.

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.

Yo mama's so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales.

Yo mama's so fat, she wears two watches -- one for each time zone!

Yo mama's so fat she needs one barstool for each butt cheek.

Yo mama's so dumb, that the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind!

Yo mama's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!

Yo mum's so small she's got to slam dunk her bus fair.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she sleeps!

Yo mama's so fat when she walked into the all-you-can-eat buffet they had to install speed bumps.



Yo mama so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample!

Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says, "To Be Continued..."

Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says, "One at a time please"

Yo mama's so fat she sweats mayonnaise!

Yo mama's so hairy, she could be sold as a Chia pet.

Yo mama's so big, her belly button has an echo.

Yo mama's so stupid that she thought that babies came from the infantry.

Yo mama's so fat, when I swerved to avoid her in the street I ran outta gas.

Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car to buy petrol.

Yo mama's so fat, she held up her stockings with hula-hoops.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed up a tree talking about branch management.

Yo mama's so fat, she wore a red sweater and all of the kids pointed at her and said, "Kool-Aid Man!!!!".

Yo mama's so fat, she went outside in a yellow raincoat and people yelled taxi.

Yo mama's so old, she got her drivers license on a dinosaur.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears her "B.V.D."s they spell boulevard!

Yo mama's so fat, she's got more nooks and crannies than an English Muffin.

Yo mama's so fat, that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

Yo mama's so fat that this town really ISN'T big enough for the both of us.

Yo mama's so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting around her!

Yo mama's so poor, she stands outside Kentucky fried chicken and licks other peoples fingers!

Yo mama's so fat, Christopher Columbus claimed her as the new world.

Yo mama's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book.

Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like her neck threw up.

Yo mama's so stupid, she had your brother thrown in rehab, cause he was Hooked on Phonics.



Yo mama's breath is so foul, she uses a lynx as a breath freshener.

Yo mama's so fat, they had to let out the shower curtain.

Yo mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm. One for each time zone.

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama's so fat, after she gets through turning around, they throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mama's so fat, she don't take pictures, she takes posters.

Yo mama's belt size is the titled the "Equator"

Yo mama's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.

Yo mama so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.

Yo mama's so stupid, when she locked herself in the bathroom, she peed in her pants.

Yo mama's so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks.

Yo mama's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mama's so stupid she used a real mouse to use the computer.

Yo mama's so old she can't tell her family from enemies.

Yo mama's so stupid she drove all the way to New Mexico with the handbrake on.

Yo mama's so stupid she combs the hair in her nose and not on her head.

Yo mama's so stupid she bought a used ring that has never been worn.

Yo mama so old her birth date is expired.

Yo mama's such a loser she uses Microsoft Word to write a love letter.

Yo mama's such a loser she sends jokes to this site about herself.

Yo mama's so old when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

Yo mama's so fat, she has to get out of the car to change radio stations.

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made it four quarters.

Yo mama's so old her birthday expired.

Yo mama's so old when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.

Yo mama's so old she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.

Yo mama's so old Jurassic Park brought back memories.

Yo mama's so old her memory is in black and white.

Yo mama's so old I told her to act her age she died.

Yo mama's so old the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.

Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw the under 17 not admitted sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo mama's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear 'Caution! Wide Turn'



Submitted Yo Mamma Jokes:

"Police: what were you doing Saturday night? / suspect: yo mamma"

Yo mamma so dumb that if she spoke her mind she would be speechless.

Yo mamma is so fat the last time she saw her phone number was on a weight scale.

Yo mamma so fat that her drivers licence picture say "picture continued on other side"

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

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