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Famous Insults
Click me or
the dog gets it!
Famous Retorts
No, click me, the other
two are not funny
funny insults
Click me, or I tell the
boss what you're doing


The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

J. Russel Lynes




Insults - Speak to or treat with disrespect or scornful abuse. Insulting remarks include: nuts, says you, go jump in the lake, in my eye, don't make me laugh, shut your face, shut up, so's your old man, you're crazy, baloney, bull, nuts to you, in a pig's eye, up yours, my foot, my eye, does your mother know you're out?, drop dead, stuff it, stick it, read my lips, go suck eggs, go to hell, stick it where the sun don't shine, stick it in your ear, you know where you can stick it.

Bollocks - ( meaning "testicles") is often used figuratively in British English, as a noun to mean "nonsense", or as an expletive following a minor accident or misfortune, or to mean "poor quality" or "useless".

Diss - treat, mention, or speak to rudely.

Bugger - jerk.

Cheeky - just short of rude.

Abase - Where the furnace is located.