Funny Insults

A few peas short of a casserole

An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

"In politics stupidity is not a handicap." Napoleon Bonaparte

America stupidist people

"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid."  Hedy Lamarr

Surfing in Nebraska.

She would have made a good influencer but ...

He’s about as sharp as a marble.

If I were you, I would rather be me

He would of been a good coach but ...

Too much yardage between the goal posts.

He has no reason to fear zombies

She would of been good psychologist but ...

The cheese slid off her cracker.

Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

She would of been a good nurse but ...

“You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.”  Kami Garcia,

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

He would of been good in retail sales but ...

His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

If she had another brain, it would be lonely.

Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

Her stiching is so staggered it  would fail a breathalyzer

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

“Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.”  Groucho Marx

He would be a good Machinist but ...

She shouldn't believe everything she thinks

Please tell me, does stupidity hurt?

“You just need to find a woman who is pathetic, like you.”  Drax, The Destroyer

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

Doesn't have all her cornflakes in one box.

The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

You actually sounded smarter before you started talking

Doesn't have all his dogs on a leash.

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