Funny Insults

An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

"In politics stupidity is not a handicap." Napoleon Bonaparte





"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid."  Hedy Lamarr

Surfing in Nebraska.





He’s about as sharp as a marble.

If I were you, I would rather be me





Too much yardage between the goal posts.

He has no reason to fear zombies





The cheese slid off her cracker.

Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.





“You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.”  Kami Garcia,

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.





His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

If she had another brain, it would be lonely.

Missing a few buttons on his remote control.





If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

“Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.”  Groucho Marx





She shouldn't believe everything she thinks

Please tell me, does stupidity hurt?

“You just need to find a woman who is pathetic, like you.”  Drax, The Destroyer





Doesn't have all her cornflakes in one box.

The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

You actually sounded smarter before you started talking

Doesn't have all his dogs on a leash.