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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. (Mitch Hedberg)

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic. (Spike Milligan)

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. (Groucho Marx)

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. (David Lee Roth)

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. (George Bernard Shaw)

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. (Steven Wright)


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