Time for my predictions for 2010

Newscasters will continue to lie to us more then politicians

Politicians will be outraged at newscasters for a new high in irony

GM and Crysler will blame their finanical problems of 2009 on the high cost of jet fuel.

Things will not get worse, (how could they)

You will bookmark this website (hint)

Johny Depp will annouce an interest in politics dressed as the mad hatter and will still be taken seriously.

G.W. Bush will come out of his hole, take a look around and disappear for another year.

Time magazine will feature the death of the telephone, and proclaim that "you" made it happen.

Jon Stewart will be given the "Will Rogers Humanitarian" award and in a panic inappropriately make a dick joke.

It's going to be a wild year!