Click me or the dog gets it!

No, click me, the other two are not funny

Click me, or I tell the boss what you're doing

The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

J. Russel Lynes

Definitions

Insults - Speak to or treat with disrespect or scornful abuse. Insulting remarks include: nuts, says you, go jump in the lake, in my eye, don't make me laugh, shut your face, shut up, so's your old man, you're crazy, baloney, bull, nuts to you, in a pig's eye, up yours, my foot, my eye, does your mother know you're out?, drop dead, stuff it, stick it, read my lips, go suck eggs, go to hell, stick it where the sun don't shine, stick it in your ear, you know where you can stick it.

Bollocks - ( meaning "testicles") is often used figuratively in British English, as a noun to mean "nonsense", or as an expletive following a minor accident or misfortune, or to mean "poor quality" or "useless".

Diss - treat, mention, or speak to rudely.

Bugger - jerk.

Cheeky - just short of rude.

Abase - Where the furnace is located.