Dental Hygienist - Ginger VitisDermatologist for Teenagers - Don Pickett
Director of Catering - Russell Upsumgrub
Director of Clandestine Meetings - Ron DesVue
Director of Computer Diagnostics - Gus O'Genn
Director of Funding - Fred Knott
Director of Country Music - Stan Beyerman
Director of Deep Sea Research - Marianna Trench
Director of Delicate Electronics Repair - Anita Hammer
Director of Desert Food Supplies - Sandy Berger
Director of Gender Studies - Amanda B. Reckondwyth
Director of High-Speed Impact Studies - Ricardo Montana-Bahn
Director of Traffic Enforcement - Noah U. Turna
Director of Lubrication - Olive Presser
Director of Luxury Car Horns - Toney Blare
Director of Long-Range Strategic Planning - Kay Sera
Director of Nutritional Supplements Rose Hips
Director of Pavlovian Research - Isabelle Ringing
Director of Pedestrian Operations - Carless Castenada
Director of Photography - Len Scapon
Director of Pollution Control - Maury Missions
Director of Purchasing - Lois Bidder
Director of Sports Information - Linus Scrimmage
Director of Staff Pay Increases - Xavier Breath (assisted by Tony Von
Thinkett!)
Director of Sycophantic Activities - Eileen Yorway
Director of Warm-Weather Programming - Sumner Reruns
Divorce Attorney - Carmine Nottyors
Electronics Technician - Sammy Conductor
Elocution Coach - Dick Shun
Physician - Henrietta Badclam
Spin Doctor - Justin Hale
Evasive Driving Instructor - Vera Bruptly
Fashion Consultant - Natalie Attired
Fashion Improvement Coach - Noah Vale
Financial Forecaster - Lou Gubrious
Fleet Manager - Oscar de la Rental
French Child Care Coordinator - Gerard Diaperdoo
Graduation Coordinators - Val and Dick Torian
Grammar Consultant - I.M. Shirley Wright
Threat Assessor - Ewen Whadarmy
Grounds manager - Moe D'Lawn
Head of Personal Security - C. Howie Run
Head of Security - Barb Dwyer
Help Coordinator - Kara Lott
Hospitality Director - Doris Shutt
Jazz Music Coordinator - Bertha Deblues
Return department supervisor - Noah Comprenday
Libel Defense Director - Sosumi Areti
Liaison to the British Isles - Isaiah Oldchap
Lottery coordinator - Bjorne Toulouse
Lighting Expert - Shanda Lear
Literary Critics - Ernest & Julio Hemingway
Lottery Ticket Coordinator - Jason Rainbows
Capital Depreciation Fund manager - Les Ismore
Manager of Employee Refrigerator - Carmen Dating
Marriage Counselor - Marion Haste
Swedish Attorney - Bjorn Liar
Nutrition Consultants - Eaton Wright and Liven Good
Overseer of Florida Voting Practices - Emmanuel Recount
Parking Attendant - Rick O'Shea
Pedestrian Advocate - Jay Walker
Personal Trainer - Jim Shortz
Photographer - F. Stop Fitzgerald
Poet Laureate - Robert Defrost
Prayer Coach - Denise Hurt
Producer's Office, Furnished by Rick Kleiner