A mans home is his cave or maybe an upstairs room is his cave, or the TV room from 5:15 till 5:16 on Saturdays is his cave. Anything less than that would be pathetic.

Is a mans home his castle?

OK Lancelot the serfs and the peasants are revolting (figuratively speaking) and your dog has a better life than you. It's time to get in the cave, claim your space and grunt at intruders. It's your cave man and if someone wants in they better have the respect you deserve.

PROTECT YOUR CAVE:

TO STOP PHONE SOLICITATIONS: go to donotcall.gov. Or call toll free, (888)382-1222, from the number you are going to restrict.

TO HELP PROTECT YOUR IDENTITY ONLINE I recommend Spyware Blaster, Spybot, or Ad-Aware at www.download.com for free.

TO STOP SPAM: let me know, I get close to 2000 every day. A tip I recommend is not to click on the unsubscribe link, it just lets them know you open the emails.

That is it in a nutshell. Explore this website and I hope you have some fun and maybe a laugh or two. There are several pages that ask for input and I hope you'll submit something. Just don't be somebody that everybody blames when anybody asks why nobody did something ... or something like that.

Oldie but Goldie

There once were four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.

An important job had to be done, and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job.

Everybody thought Anybody could do it and that Somebody would do it.

But Nobody realized that Everybody thought Somebody would do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

Who am I?   Who am I???

I've wondered that from time to time myself. My wife and I live in Michigan and have a small retail gift store. I've gone to college at KVCC and Western Michigan University. I've also taught Martial Arts at USA Tae Kwon Do when it was located in Otsego. My wife thinks I'm eclectic, I take that as a compliment and leave it at that.

Tom Stewart