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This is a - satire/parody site - and your answer may appear uncouth. Please don't ask any really serious questions as they require thought and tend to hurt my head:>
Please include an alias, or I will make one up. (ex. chairless in Seattle)
I reserve the right to edit out profanity, change the question, ignore the question, and ... is that your socks I smell ... eeuuughhh