Who, What, When, Where, and most important Why
A mans home is his cave or maybe an upstairs room is his cave, or the TV room from 5:15 till 5:16 on Saturdays is his cave. Anything less than that would be pathetic.
Tom Stewart
A mans home is his castle
OK Lancelot the serfs and the peasants are revolting (figuratively speaking) and your dog has a better life than you. It's time to get in the cave, claim your space and grunt at intruders. It's your cave man and if someone wants in they better have the respect you deserve. Of course if you're pond scum then you better rebuild that cave to get that respect.
Hold that door
There are many reasons to make a male etiquette site. In this era of political correctness a guide is in order. After all, there are simple truths that should be shared man to man. For example, should a man still open a door for a strange woman, you bet!! My only gripe here is that there aren't enough strange women in this world... Think about it, hhmmmmm exotic beauties ... sensuous sirens ... elegant scintillation of senses.
Just remember not to stare as she walks by, a friendly glance should be enough. However, if you do get caught staring, don't look like a deer caught in the headlights, try to give an intelligent smile. Even though you got caught, always try to look like you are master of your domain.
Who am I? Who am I???
I've wondered that from time to time myself. I live in Michigan and work at Parker Hannifin. I've gone to college at KVCC and Western Michigan University. I've also taught Martial Arts at USA Tae Kwon Do when it was located in Otsego. My wife thinks I'm eclectic, I take that as a compliment and leave it at that.
Simple unwritten rules that should've stayed that way.
First Date
Don't stare seductively at your cigar.
Don't smoke a cigar, unless she lights up first.Don't stare at her breasts (unless she's naked,)
In-lawsNo mother-in-law neck messages, to much temptation.
Borrow as many power tools as possible, they want to keep you happy.
Oldie but Goldie
There once were four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.
An important job had to be done, and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought Anybody could do it and that Somebody would do it.
But Nobody realized that Everybody thought Somebody would do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
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